Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

bee hive attack

So this is like an attack that you do irl, basically to perform this attack you get a bee hive and smack it on top of your enemy and shout "Bee hive attack!" the person should get scared or angry but the beehive's actualy empty and only contains honey so it wont be THAT bad.

And for your hair? sticky...

"BEE HIVE ATTACK" *Smacks bee hive on persons name back* "HEY!"

"Don't worry man, it's empty, the honey might get sticky though... "DUDE-"

*Success*

by @No.one.asked. April 26, 2023

Spaziodal attack

having a utter mental breakdown or otherwise having a snap happen within the brain.

I cant handle this political bullshit anymore, I feel like I'm going to have a Spaziodal attack right now

by Guban April 23, 2012

Ejac attack

The sudden and uncontrollable need to go immediately masturbate.

Metri had an ejac attack and needed to go use the bathroom for over 3 hours

by Antmanmanman December 18, 2022

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Zack Attack

A meme of Zack Snyder holding a gun.

Used to celebrate the return of the goat, the raddest, most uncompromised: Zack Snyder.
With the myth, the legend, the deaded, the pipe dream, the Snyder cut: Zack Snyder's Justice League!

"Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you"

Zack Attack Meme: *exists*
Hater: I'm scared
Psychopath: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Backup4ever February 11, 2021