"How about some Apples and pears? "
"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."
"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
"No, I hate Pears, And Apples are rubbish.
How about a banana, bananas are good."
"Oh yay you watched more Doctor Who..."
by 42nd42 March 09, 2015
Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
The best apples are at the top of the tree.
Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
by Outcast November 10, 2004
by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017
AKA "The Brown Christening"
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 02, 2010
An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.
Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
Person 2: "The hell?"
Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
by Neoslayer November 19, 2021
When you shit in your partners hand and then make a ball with the shit, after you roll it in gold glitter. Let it harden and then shove it up your partners ass. Leaving it golden and then eat that apple out. Leaving both partners with beautiful gold. Aka the ol golden bastard.
Hey man last time.. we did the golden apple! Now my beard is full of gold glitter and my girl has been shiting golden flakes for days. Yo homie we rich bitch.
by Xart760 January 24, 2019
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt
by Your pseudonym BDD September 02, 2017