waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Bubble Around

Bubbling around is a piece of Victorian slang usually used to refer to a verbal attack, perhaps via gossip or the media.

“If you bubble around again, we will be forced to evict you from our most noble society.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Fuck around and find out

See: the scientific method.

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'

by Jammosito May 14, 2025

No bubble rap around the edges

When you're straight to the point, no dancing around.

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.

by SandMan8 February 2, 2017

Rastafarian Reach Around

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.

I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.

by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019

Gorricho Reach Around

A Colombian interaction that involves one of the following:
1) An excellent looking business deal on first glance that eventually leads to a you getting fucked at the end of the day
2) A sexual act where you think you’re getting two Colombian women but is switched for two men and you only realize it when they reach around.

The ol Gorricho reach around looked like an excellent job offer and ended up as a major pain in the ass.

by ttarler August 7, 2020

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017