dump a spoonfull

when your girl gets embarresed and pretends to take a shit but really doesent do anything.

your girl just got pissed at you and dumped a spoonful.

by me March 02, 2005

Pump a dump

The desire to partake in anal fornication.

Man- "Aww that chicks hot!"

Me- "Yeah I'd like to pump that dump...all day pump a dump."

by Tha bratz October 06, 2010

25 pump and dump

When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.

Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.

by Logofresh April 27, 2016

dirty donald dump

The SCROTUS.(So Called Ruler of the United States) Agent Orange, Donald Trump himself.

Did you watch Dirty Donald Dump's State of the Union Address? He managed not to grab anybody by the pussy.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 02, 2017

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 20, 2023