The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel

Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID

by kaerukani March 14, 2021

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Noodles

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019

noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024

Doodles lil Noodle

smells like my grandmas asshole extremely bad acne annoying asf tries to get with every girl but gets turned down he has scrodum cheese}

I saw doodles lil Noodle today at school and oh my god he smells like straight dog shit the

by Jdjdndns April 24, 2019

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021