university student

A stage in the life cycle of human beings; common precursor to politicians, hippies, CEO's, cab drivers, scientists, interns, and doctors. Also a reference to hipsters with overzealous aspirations for the environment.

John: "On my way to Nunavut, some miserable cunt of a hipster tried to tell me that polar bear hunting is harmful to the planet."

Henry: "You see Old Boy, that's the current juxtaposition of university students these days; if it isn't about a trend, it's about polar bears."

by -Y.F. September 23, 2013

Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

Georgian Court University

Georgian Court University, founded and sponsored by the Sisters of Mercy of New Jersey, provides comprehensive liberal arts education in the Roman Catholic tradition. The University has a special concern for women and is a dynamic community committed to the core values of justice, respect, integrity, service and compassion, locally and globally. We are committed to academic excellence and Mercy core values. We educate and empower our students to succeed, serve and lead in a diverse local and global community.

Georgian Court University was founded in 1908 by the Sisters of Mercy.

by wedefines September 26, 2009

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Don't let the partying reputation fool you; yes it is a blast at Mount Saint Mary's. The best-kept secret though is all the power players you'll meet down the road who went there! For some reason, Mounties clean up real good and pull in some sick paychecks. And, more importantly, they are undyingly loyal and take care of their own.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University graduates are, for example, senior officials with the FBI, Directorate of National Intelligence, Attorneys, CEOs of major corporations and very active in Maryland politics

by To the Mount! April 4, 2008

University School of Milwaukee

This is a school where lots of emphasis is placed on acedemics and sports. However, the arts program gets so little attention is so poorly valued by the school board that it is most definatley not the place to go if you are lookking for a good arts program. I go to university school, and it's suffice to say that people who don't work hard and don't care about acedemics need not apply. As for the people, most of the teachers are very smart but very pretentious, as are the majority of the students. While most are wealthy and like to show it, a good portion of the student body has atleast a partial scholarship. Probably the biggest reason to go to USM is if you want to get into the school of your choice, as the college guidance program at USM is far above average. Also, perhaps the bigest reason most males come to USM, the hockey team is very good and there is an ice arena on campus. USM does have an excelent and challenging carriculum, but it is true that it is very pretentious and far more devoted to the hockey team and new science wing than to most female sports and to the fine arts program.

University school of milwaukee has great acedemics and options with a less enthusiastic approach to arts and equality.

by studentatusm March 18, 2007

Loyola University New Orleans

One of the best party schools in the country.
#5 in Lots of Hard Liquor
#10 in Party Schools
#20 in Lots of Beer

I went to Loyola University New Orleans so I can fuck all the drunk sluts that went there

by Drunk Mike February 11, 2006

Montclair State university

The second bigest public school in New Jersey. Known for its commuter students and lack of school spirit, Montclair State University has some of the lamest parties that one can attend. College is what you make of it, but at MSU you'll have to make the most of very little.

Montclair State University sucks, go to a real college.

by Hans Christian Eichman November 6, 2006