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Toilet Glizzy

A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"

Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024
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Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.
Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.
by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019
mugGet the Toiletmug.

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
by Suklaa May 15, 2017
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toilet pt2

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toilet pt2
by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021
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Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!
Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet
by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020
mugGet the Toiletmug.

touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
mugGet the touch toiletmug.

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.
Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?
by Xvob January 4, 2025
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