Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

slam dunked right in the shitter

Just get really fucked. (Restaurant rush).

Jesus, we are really getting slam dunked right in the shitter!

by Bose1234 April 20, 2019

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms

A worthless rag for Justin Trudeau to wipe his butthole with.

Justin is just like his dad. He has suspended the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

by dumbwhitemale April 29, 2022

Shot him right in the sauce

Originally derived from a response to a low budget, cinematic attempt at fake blood splatter resembling BBQ sauce, the phrase can also be applied as an reaction to any botched effort.

Yo, did you see that girl reject that guy's pick up line in front of all his bros? She shot him right in the sauce!

by Nacholiferaft November 10, 2021

Am I in the Right Movie

a phrase that describes a reader’s confusion when reading grammatically incorrect integrations of quotes

I’m totally confused by what the author is trying to say. Am I in the right movie when he is trying to provide those quotations in his text?

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.

If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.

by Corn Is Tasty July 13, 2009

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method

Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.

Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.

by Blu April 7, 2004