Murrumbidgee Sea Snake

A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN

"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN

by PrfBugsy November 20, 2014

wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.

My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!

by lucian246 May 20, 2015

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016

Sucky Sucky Snake

When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.

Bro I was fucking my girl last night and she sucky sucky snaked me. It hurt like hell!

by Mumxii July 26, 2016

Kill da snake

A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.

1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?

by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011