salty.99

Absolute Chad

My guys Salty.99 is good at apex

by Salty.99 May 5, 2021

Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

someone who loves to say salty every two seconds and and is the only one who is actually upset

salty salty you are just salty

by salty is the only word i say August 18, 2019

Salty

Being jealous and mad at the same time

Bro she frickin jealous and mad af. Let’s make a work for that. How bout salty.

by Holaaaaail October 22, 2018

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018

Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015