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The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!
by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018
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Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019
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Penis Man

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly
by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019
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man of the people

A person (man or woman, just adjust by case) who lives and breathes because they want nothing more than to help others. Nothing brings him or her greater joy than improving the life of someone else either emotionally, morally, economically or socially. And nothing angers them more than seeing them mistreated or suffering.
Making money may bring them satisfaction, but it is almost never be the driving factor.
Person 1: Jenna is weird.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: She had a pretty successful company and a revenue of about 500.000 dollars each year, but instead of keeping it, she donated 90% of it to charity and then became a politician in order to repeal laws that make it harder for low-income citizens to work. It's nice, but it sounds like a lot of stress for people she has no connection to.
Person 2: That's because she is a woman of the people. God put her here to save the little people with no voice for themselves.
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2019
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Jesastic Man

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.
Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.
by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.
You’re a baobab”
Fuck off zygote man”
by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019
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