Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

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Magic Funhouse

A place where degeneracy is directed and awesomeness is produced.

The Magic Funhouse is a wonderful place.

by Boyo-frum-Downah May 29, 2022

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A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

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Ben’s Magic goo

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.

Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…

by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023

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