J Hub

Pimpest mother fucker around, smokes gonj everyday... and doesnt give a FUCK! he is basically the shit and a half

J Hub what the fuck is up man?!

by al;sdfj November 20, 2007

Wo-J

A person who receives a blowjob while walking, also known as a walking blow job.

Mike was trying to leave the room because he had to get to class but Lauren was very persistent that they should hook up. So mike settled for a Wo-J, in order for him to get on his way while still hooking up.

by The Spitballer September 21, 2009

J-Blade

A penis that hooks, resembling a "J"

Dr. Powderly's small dick is a j-blade

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Flamin J

its a way of taking a shot of absinthe. u pour a shot of absinthe into a wine glass. after that u turn the glass side ways without spilling the absinthe. then u get a lighter and set it on fire. at that point u let it burn for a second then turn the wine glass upside down into a regular glass. u keep the wine glass on there for a second. this is when all the gases from burning the absinthe will rise to the top of the wine glass and be traped. then, real quickly u remove the wine glass and place it on a napkin that has a straw under it. right after you do that u take the shot of absinthe from the glass. as soon as ur done with that u suk in the gases through the straw thats under the wine glass. this gives you an experince that hardly nuthing can match.

Hey Jordan that Flamin J got me pretty good last nite.

by Flamin J February 16, 2009

Sparky the J.

Slang for a joint, marijuana cigarete. Meant to be used in mixed company or just for a laugh.

"Are you comin over to chill with us tonight?"
"Who's gonna be there?"
" Just me, you and Sparky the J."

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

J Card

A figurative card given from a Jewish person to a non-Jewish person allowing them to make Holocaust jokes.

"Man he roasted you like your ancestors."
"You can't say that, you don't have a J Card."

by xSTRAY_SAVAGEx November 16, 2017

J-fox

Stands for judgment fox. When you disapprove of someone or something and feel like you wish to judge them, you make a fox with your hand and point it at them. Best when accompanied by a Judge Judy-like stare of pure unadulturated judgment.

Person 1: "Gurrl, I just went and got my stomach pumped at the hospital so I chug some more booze. ROFL!"
Person 2: *J-foxes*

by tpiaswordfish November 22, 2011