diagonal nosing

Diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.

"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"

"No, man, what happened?"

"He diagonal nosed her, dude."

"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."

by Dapper Damp June 10, 2022

Gold Nosed

A phrase meant to describe greedy persons who put wealth and or personal gain before the wellbeing of others.

"That gold nose could smell out even a penny buried in the sand!"
"That gold nosed tax collector took practically everything!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 17, 2020

nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

Raw Nose

When performing orally from behind and rubbing caused by hairy behinds causes this issue.

Last night my girlfriend recieved a raw nose from my assnizzle.

by nose chaffe January 19, 2022