drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 8, 2017

unicorn goat technique

A sexual technique in which double penetration is acheived in one orifice.

Did you see that video where those two dudes used the unicorn goat technique to both get inside that woman's pussy? Hey, their balls definitely touched, but they didn't make eye contact.

by Ricardo D. Sanchez III September 26, 2017

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

GOAT

God Of All Things

Kanye be the GOAT in the rap game.

by jazzyrocks4299 March 19, 2017

Goat

Something not to be played but simulated

Goat Simulator G.O.A.T Goat

by Borderlinegamesandshit March 31, 2017

Lil Goat

A person who has goat tendencies. Also they do goat things on a smaller scale

Being the best basketball player at your local rec center. Aye man you a Lil goat

by Robert Rivers April 21, 2017