the goat sneeze

An extension of 'the goat'. When a man tucks his balls between his legs and bends over, giving the appearance of a goats behind. In a goat sneeze, the person farts while performing the goat.

Dude, we were watching HP5 last night and our RA came in and gave us the goat sneeze!

by furrrrrry November 20, 2010

GOAT

The GOAT is obviously Lebron James. Lebron is clear of MJ and it's only kids with no bball knowledge or old heads who think it's MJ.

"Lebron is the GOAT"
"yeah facts hes the GOAT"

by Nate's Bitch October 22, 2023

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Goated with the Sauce

Cool and Confident

Mads: "There goes Mike,"
Leo: "He's so goated with the sauce!"

by madz018 May 10, 2025

GOAT

An Acronym meaning:

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Bro, the Coronado High School Tennis team in El Paso is the GOAT!

by TheRealSlimShady100000 March 4, 2015

Goat

Lil Baby

Lil Baby is also known as Goat

by Lil babyy May 16, 2022

Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.

She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat

by Daphrampa August 6, 2023