Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse November 23, 2015
1. : Meter maids of false creek taking families dingies from public docks and holding them for ransom.
2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC
2 : The bacon who funded by developers who harass the live aboard community in the False Creek Vancouver BC
by Sailor MO0N June 27, 2023
Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.
Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
by Da-Devil February 26, 2014
When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .
by Ghost765 November 2, 2021
by Bearbums January 31, 2017