by LureTheCurse March 10, 2024
Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
by Tires The Great God February 09, 2021
At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year
E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.
E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”
Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.
E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”
Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.
by sebstanlover06 June 27, 2021
NO, NO, PLEASE GOD, NO!
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
You're lucky if you haven't done this, and I'm assuming you haven't considering you've looked it up on here. It's a test in which people (usually students doing this for P.E.) running back and forth between two points 20m apart. Each run must be synchronized with a pre-recorded audio track which plays beeps (hence the name 'beep test') at regular intervals.
by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020
by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020
Some governments claim to be concerned about their populations, but still require mandatory testing before holidays, putting people in close proximity to each other (which goes against their own 6 foot apart distance restrictions), and essentially creates what they would call a superspreader event. People not getting tested are also not in a crowd of people, and a crowd of people with masks on doesn't seem much (if any) safer than people at a distance with no masks on, or even people in a crowd with masks on (the figure scientists have given so far is that masks lower transmission by single digit percentage rates).
Testing sites seem like a good oppurtunity to spread a virus like wildfire, rather than to contain the wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021