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gertrude test

Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?
Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?
by Gal Friday January 11, 2014
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The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
by cockran April 4, 2019
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Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.
Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches
by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018
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The Pinky test

The pinky test is a unit of measurement only suitable for establishing whether the length of a joint is acceptable or not.
That joint looks tiny does it even pass the pinky test?
by Taj manzoor January 2, 2023
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"
TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
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teste squeeze

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
by pissballs94 June 11, 2009
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