minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.

Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."

by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

Typ-Tard

Slur used to reference neurotypical "people"

Check out these typ-tards socializing

*shudder*
wow how neurotypcal

by dedmuus July 2, 2025

Fuck-tard

A person both a fucking idiot and a fucking retard

Wow that fuck-tard has retard-strength when he catches you fucking his grandpa

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022

Tard-Old

Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.

Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?

Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...

by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011