Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008
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Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
Vodka is poured liberally on the balls with the woman sucking & licking the vodka off.
Once the man has released his frustration the pair rinse off in the shower before engaging in intercourse in whatever style takes their fancy.
This act works best between a couple from two different continents.
by Hoju October 7, 2019
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"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
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"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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The Pelosi run House of Representatives is bipartisan and supporting the middle class, according to the blue anon news media!
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"Aw here's Lisa In the blue chat!"
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Person: "did you guys have a date yet?"
Person's friend: "Nah still in the bluechat"
"Aw here's Lisa In the blue chat!"
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Person: "did you guys have a date yet?"
Person's friend: "Nah still in the bluechat"
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Get the blue chat mug.To recycle a past sexual encounters. (To hook up with someone you used to date, or had previously already hooked up with) Referring to blue recycling bins.
Used by people who fall into old patters, typically with low self esteem.
Used by people who fall into old patters, typically with low self esteem.
by Benjamiming July 1, 2005
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