Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Is a sexual identity where an individual only is attracted to romantically to a cis person of the opposite sex.

Pat: Would you ever date a trans person or a female.
Sarah: I identify as Super Straight (SS) so I only date cis males.
Pat: That is transphobic.
Sarah: As a Transwoman would you date another Transwoman.
Pat: No I identify as a woman. I only date men.
Sarah: I think you are transphobic & homophobic.

by Freedom4Allz23 August 18, 2022

Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs

"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded

by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022

Straight get it

N. The act of getting what you came to accomplish

V. Straight gettin it

When skateboarding we ride around and straight get it

by Unknowner99 July 9, 2017

Straight To The Box

Reference to the box in a teacher's classroom in which students turn in their assignments. To go Straight To The Box is to go to said box and "borrow" an assignment that you haven't done and to copy it. (Borrow is in quotations because some Straight To The Boxers neglect to return the homework they've stolen in fear of the teacher recognizing the similarity between the two assignments. These STTBers give the rest of us a bad name) Straight To The Box-ing usually leads to the beginning of a Cheat Chain, as most STTBers have enough moral fiber to share with others.

He-man: Fuck, are we even doing this right? The lab report is due tomorrow.
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box

by Cheater McCheatster March 7, 2009

Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021