sleep naked day

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!

Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?

by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019

Sleep

I wrote this at 4 am

Guy 1, I’m tired
Guy 2, go to sleep

by Lil gang gang May 15, 2018

sleep sauce

Nocturnal emission. Jizzing in your sleep

Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!

by Netlad December 15, 2017

sleep bait

Masturbating while sleeping

Hey Billy, did you sleep bait last night??

Umm Barbara, I know you did

by Baraba_sleep January 13, 2018

Sleeping on your style

Using substances or other, mostly non natural ways to be able to fall asleep at night.

Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.

Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.

by Exchange January 4, 2020

sleep retardation

Making weird noises and excessive drooling while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020