Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty

Someone who is very experienced in his/her job field

Wow! It's weird how that salty ass lcpl has more ribbons then those boot corporals

by Pog April 22, 2017

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty

When Henry starts typing embarrassing wrecks on Discord.

Here is an example of Henry being salty.
"DUMB QUOTES
XDXDXD"

by CMS Spirit Squad June 1, 2018

Salty Kenny

When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.

Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.

by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023

salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020