your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
by Sloviak Argonian April 14, 2011
Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.
by bongbeta January 22, 2009
You load up 5 bullets in a revolver. You pass the gun around until the last person stands. Try to have six people, it'll be funner that way.
by Talking Orange March 08, 2011
When two or more people stick their dicks into water/sleet during the winter. Loser's dick freezes first.
by TehWorldEnds December 04, 2010
When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.
Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
Sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
Sasha: what was that it was amazing
Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe
by Slim Jim642 April 16, 2014
another definition for a pecker,fanny,wimp,pussy. a commonly used word within the whitfield massive.
by mike magrino October 20, 2006