Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.

I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!

by Leebosss June 15, 2022

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Pipe Bomb

Hiding your long middle finger in ur pocket and pulling it out to a friend when you feel like you have to

Beast boy pulled the pipe bomb at Cyborg

by sdoopid123 June 25, 2022

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Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

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Blow your pipes

When you lose your voice from singing too aggressively

I thought you were gonna blow your pipes on that Slipknot song

by Whythisword August 26, 2022

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Pipe Skinner

1. The mouth of woman, or man, that is used for vigorous fellatio involving teeth or braces.

2. A woman or man who sucks such good dick you’d swear they sucked your soul from your body.

1. Don’t get your dick around her mouth. She’s a pipe skinner.

2. You definitely need to hook up with that bitch. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and suck start a leaf blower. That’s why her Indian name is Pipe Skinner.

by RavnusPlatypus September 9, 2022

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