Peter

A person who messages Indian aunties and girls who he do not know.

'Yoo that peter is sneaky'

by anonymous November 24, 2021

peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

peter deter

A woman's cute way of saying penis.

woman: Pull out your peter deter so I can suck it. man: I'm already unzipping my fly!

by jimmybomm October 30, 2022

Peter Senkmajer

Peter Senkmajer is a really nice guy. He is kind and loving and would do anything you ask him to do. He is loyal and quite witty at moments, but is never the center of attention. He is quite athletic, smart, and outgoing. Peter would be the Ideal boyfriend.
(p.s. Peter is pretty hot)

"Hey! That's Peter Senkmajer!"

by Penguin Emu Tiger Elk Rabbit December 20, 2017

petered out

The point at which after performing a penis will no longer support an erection

Honey, that was some good lovin, but I'm petered out.

by Turtle Hurd September 18, 2023

Peter

Peters are the best people in the world. He is a chick magnet and has the biggest cock. Peter only whips out his monster shlong to whom he chooses is worthy to possess. He always wears Ralph Lauren Polo with GUCCI belt and gives the shirt a small tuck at the front to show off the GUCC. Peter is the richest grigga you know and always has spare cash in his pocket. At least $600 in case the local souvlaki shop up their price. If you know a Peter, do not mess with him as he will get his other griggas and turkey slap you. If you are friends with a Peter, do not unfriend him and always remember to speak with caution, unless he regards you as grigga.

Tony: Who's that?
John: Oh, that's Peter. Don't mess with him he's a Grigga.
Tony: Yea so?
Tony: *gets turkey slapped* *dies*

by the rEAL grigga September 18, 2019

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017