A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
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