Gag pot

Uncommon autocorrection of “faggot”, leading to a funny miscommunication

also I am fully a gag pot

by Lochie4272 April 1, 2021

pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)

Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man

by Jordan reals April 30, 2024

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Latina Mixing Pot

When specifically 3 males and 2 women have an orgy, on a bed covered with feces, rolling around in it. The goal is to right to the death and stop when one person has died. This is a popular thing to do in Mexico.

I’m bored. I think I’m gonna act in a Latina mixing pot.

by ToastedFork December 1, 2020