Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.

Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."

by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012

bug poo

1)the faeces of a bug
2) The never ending cycle of life..
3) A very very very good/ fit thing

1)Ewww i trod in bug poo
2) Bug poo today... bug poo tomorrow, bug poo yesterday
Bug poo is the future
3) Yummy... hes a right nice bug poo

by weez September 8, 2005

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.

Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"

by Poo Burn November 11, 2011

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

Poo-leg

When one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their anal region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one's leg.

Coined by MS, DD, SP, and EA on December 10, 2008.

I had no toilet paper, so I had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.

by MZS September 15, 2010

poo tea

"Poo tea" is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.

Honey, can you please pass me some poo tea, I think I'm a bit clogged up today.

by greenpenis August 11, 2010