lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006

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dragon piss

A level of heat capable of melting glaciers.

This coffee is as hot as dragon piss, gotta let it cool down first.

by jebucha July 13, 2016

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dino piss

a dino piss is where u piss for over a minute,
u normally have a dino piss when u spend all night in a bar.

josh : i have to go dino piss

troy : fuck i have to aswell

by kickbuttsurrey October 26, 2010

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Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

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Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017

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