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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021
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Necro-penis

1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.

2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
1.

Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?

Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!

Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!

Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.

Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!

2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.

Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.

Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
by Bro Jake March 24, 2023
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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005
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Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.
by Luciloot January 27, 2018
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Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008
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Mexican penis

Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.
I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle
by Rudy Giuliani November 6, 2019
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