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Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
That guy is the most royal beta lord.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022
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Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024
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Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?
by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024
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African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017
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Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
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Lord Thunderin'

On Horton St. (Tons of whores on Horton) Northville, Michigan it's a way of god dammit but its more kid friendly. So Lord Thunderin' whaddadear.
"Lord thunderin'............." -Correth
by Correth June 25, 2021
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Meme lord

any meme maker that uploads regularly, has a large fanbase and is constantly on the latest of memes

Some meme lords, Dolan Dark, Dr Grandayy, Pewdiepie, among others.
by Srosazz March 14, 2020
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