October 12th

FUCKING BODYSLAM SOMEONE NAMED AUBREY DAY HOOOOOOLY SHIT

FUCK YOU MIDGET PERSON ITS OCTOBER 12th

by BurntCookie833 October 12, 2021

October 13

National Ride dick ay

Tae: yu good at riding ??
Me: yes why causes it’s ride dick day aka October 13

by Lil bang_💕 October 12, 2021

October 9th

People born on this day are on god tier. They are above everyone else in whatever they do. They belong on top of the hierarchy and are supreme to everyone else

Is that THE John that’s born on October 9th???? we must be sure not to make enemies with him

by Elmo NickHer September 17, 2021

October 4

Slap midgets day

You:Slap

friend: what was that for

its october 4th

friend: fuck

by BigBootyNigga256645795 October 2, 2021

29 October

Girls who are born on this day are very beautiful, hot, awesome and perfect girls. If you know someone who is born on that day, you should keep her forever because she is really lovely and cute. They care about you. Most of them know how to make you happy and will support you in any situation. Those girls are stylish and good looking. If you want perfect girlfriend you should date girl born in 29 October.

Person 1:is 29 October this girl’s birthday ?
Person 2:yes, why?
Person 1: because she is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen! She is like an angel!

by Lovemyself_;) November 22, 2021

October 26

National sex day where you can have sex with anyone.

Let’s have sex because it is October 26

by Clay👌🏽👈🏽 October 17, 2019

13 October

Whoever is born on this day , they are ultra gay. period.

person 1:” heyyyyy , yk how ur born on 13 october?”
person 2:” yea.”
person 1: you no what that means?”
person 2:”no....?”
person 1:” it means your gay ;-;”

by not mackenzie (definitely not) November 12, 2020