Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Noodle Neck

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle

Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...

by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023

Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”

My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Skadoodle like a noodle

The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult

A way to shove people out of your house

I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017

Chaos noodle

A ferret

I got a little chaos noodle the other day, he loves macaroni playtime

by Skye Fyre February 25, 2025

deuche noodle

Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.

Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?

by LiL. O. April 12, 2008