elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

bugs moran

Total hard ass that Was a 1920's 1930's prohibitionist that created drive by shooting a total hardass and wore a tie and suit

Bugs Moran is a hard ass

by Bigbubba November 23, 2014

esther morgan

beautiful ranga and is happy has a big heart, she likes nachoes and mexican food

esther morgan is a beautiful ranga

by gary1234567867 May 26, 2014

robert morgan

Fatass with a tiny dick

Robert morgan is a door

by willy wonkea February 17, 2015

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Victoria Moran

Someone who is the most beautiful person on earth aka drop dead gorgeous, and her eyes are just amazing. She also Very loyal and does not tolerate fuck boys. Tori is outgoing and loves outdoorsy stuff and always fun to hang around.

When I saw Victoria Moran she was drop dead gorgeous and I had Butterflies in my stomach. Victoria Morans make the best and most loyal girlfriends

by N7017R October 10, 2016

ana moran

Any guy on the planet Is lucky to have her, her love is unconditional

Ana Moran is gorgeous

by Msuensjsj September 21, 2016