bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Monkey Sex

the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.

"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"

by Earnest Dupree January 19, 2008

MONKEY ARM

A HUGE THICK VEINY COCK

Never swing at a woman...Unless you swingin' yo' MONKEY ARM.

by CAPTAIN COCKMEAT June 13, 2011

Monkey Workers

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

Monkey Shit

Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.

Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???

by kilimonster March 21, 2010

bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.

"Shut up you stupid bitch monkey!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

sock monkey

Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

by Honest Abe May 13, 2005