Typically strong, silent, and reserved about their views, sigcum males, typically, they're cock-bearing males with really big holes for maximum surface area in their dicks (penises) to jettison large volumes of semen. Concerned with passing their genetics via copious amounts of their seed via the massive holes in their dicks (penises). Can usually be found with dicks (penises) deep within the furthest reaches of the bowels of local honeybee hives, providing the local bees with adequate backpressure (thrustpressure) to launch the local bees into invasive space bees
by epsilonenby January 4, 2023
Get the sigcum malemug. A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug. by funnymanbro December 4, 2023
Get the Psi Malemug. Have you noticed that all of the iconography is based on me? Except for Patrick Bateman but come on...
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Sigma Malemug. Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
Get the Male loser epidemicmug. by jidfdfj June 28, 2023
Get the Big forehead (male)mug. TheGreatKidneyEnthusiast and Warmaster42
by Goatsfetchsoup July 19, 2022
Get the Beta Malemug.