Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

Marcis Lord

A very strong guy

person 1: you heard of Marcis Lord?
person2: of course, who hasn't

by absolutintekevin July 13, 2023

Dance Lord

The Dance Lord is an evil entity that roams the earth at night warning trespassers of the local Clark-e-stone building not to suffer the same immortal dancing fate as he does.

Don't end up like ol' Dance Lord.

by Nebuiox May 23, 2022

Syph Lord

Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.

Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.

by Baron Trouserpress May 1, 2022

The Lord of The Wild

You handsome boiiiiiiii

You're the lord of the wild .

by Desmond17779 July 18, 2019

Lord cunt

Lord cunt finds it funny to be dick to everyone no1 cares what Lord cunt is doing so fuck off

Did you hear Lord cunt stumping around like big elephant

Lord cunt needs to do one

by Jason's wifey June 16, 2016

Sniff lord

One who blows out through their nose in a rapid & violent reverse-sniff. A sniff lord typically makes this sound throughout the day, along with other gross bodily sounds, such as throat-clear/groan hybrids and knuckle cracking.

The sniff lord has been out-sniffing all day. It's driving me crazy.

by Grossed out by out-sniffs May 8, 2018