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like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark
alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.
by shut up die March 24, 2004
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i like it raw

Having sex with no protection and loving it. Who wouldn't love it? Your mama and daddy loved it.Its great at least with a clean person that ain't gonna have u burning when you pee.
Did you strap up with that hoe Myesha? Naw, son you know I like it raw!
by msudontevenknowit September 12, 2013
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leaks like a sieve

phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.
I have tons of water damage from the rain. My roof leaks like a sieve.
by Joe Sausage July 13, 2005
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Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.
"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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Like my balls

A phrase, similar to "that's what she said," added to the end of almost any sentence for humorous effect.
That truck is huge...
Like my balls!
by superbill22 July 6, 2011
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cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.
Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..
by kam75xx February 5, 2022
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smells like heaven

It basically means that you smell so nice that you smell like heaven.

As in "Heaven smells so nice".
Holy shit! Bro you smell like heaven!

Boy : You can use *Insert oil for hair here*
Girl : *After using* Mmm...my god my hair smells like heaven!
by xXTitUserXx June 23, 2016
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