Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

by Azrael September 18, 2003

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.

We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.

by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007

alt-laws

Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.

I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.

by GLT75 May 26, 2017

Bird Law

Noun. When women are on the hunt for mating partners.

"stand up straight boys, puff out your chests, the women are on bird law"

by Tadpole raisins April 23, 2021

mexican law

Possession is nine-tenths of the law ( si, si senior ! )

Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.

We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.

Murphy's Law is a crock of shit.

by aldwardo November 3, 2006

Chuckie Or Law

A mispelling of "Tiocfaidh Ár Lá:, Irish for "our day will come"; the motto of the Republican movement. Often found scrawled on toilet walls by ignorant Republican fellow-travellers who seem to think that they're striking some sort of blow for national unity by scrawling illegibly while doing their best imitation of a crop sprayer with their evacuatory organs.

There isn't a pub in Dublin where you won't find "Chuckie Or Law" carved into a stall door.

by Priest of Odd October 21, 2005