You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.

If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025

A man who knows how to fuck

Arnesto Da Costa

Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck

by Oseudop168 April 25, 2023

yuo know alexander he only grik

Powerful argument against greek people

DarkSkinnedRoman: Ah, I'm so proud of being greek.
AnalbanianCareful: yuo know alexander he only grik

by 1c7x January 19, 2024

i don’t know

You can use it to avoid answering a question

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy: I don’t know.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025