by Jondus June 7, 2017

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 19, 2011

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you ๐"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you ๐"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
