[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

When you play air guitar to the new metallica song

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

by super sweet andrew October 18, 2008

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021

Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance

I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam

by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018

Jammy Jams

Jammy Jams is a North London abbreviation for expensive designer clothing. Illustrated as clothes that bring you good luck jammy. The jams abbreviates to something exciting or jubilant. Jammy Jams can be also used as a nostalgic feeling, reminiscing-triumphing a bad experience.

When I go to the next UK Garage Rave I'm going to put on some exclusive jammy jams and jam the night all night long.

Check out my fresh Jammy Jams. I'm pulling everything tonight.

by Sweetmatecol April 25, 2020

jam

jam is super cute and veryvery cool person! jam is super duper pretty and very sexy. jam thinks ian is cute (REALLY WEIRD BTW!!!) but its okay bcus i lov jam!! jam has a really smelly bf :puke: but its okay bcus she loves him lots so i have to be nice to him.

macie: "jam ur so cool and hot!"
ryan: "BACK OFF SHES MINE!"
macie: "no"
jam: "im so rich!"

by macelovesbitches January 15, 2022

Jam you

Something that will get you in trouble

Them lies gone jam you yet.....

by Jam you February 20, 2021