Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

Jams

Any friend named James who is acting like a fuck head. The frat boy name for James’.

Did you see James at the party? He was being a total Jams.

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

puke jam

What the backup band members play when the lead singer stumbles off-stage to puke. May register both annoyance and epic heroism on the part of the remaining band members.

Even though Matthew Houck barely made it through his set, the rest of the band came through with a riotous puke jam that left the stage strewn with broken bottles, pools of whickey and an overturned drum set.

by houston-be-gone November 8, 2011

CT Jams

Also known as custom track jams. They are a competition (Cool).

I am participating in the next CT Jams! You shouldn't have revealed that information, only when the track-list is finialized. Oh.

by kiwipowergreen November 21, 2021