A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021
When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019
1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
by conspiracy boy October 08, 2015
I need to lay a date.
by larry lepper head January 20, 2009
Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
by Leap Cruncher August 05, 2021
A way to let a girl know what way you want to go out with them. There’s friend style-in which you go out as a joke, or in order to avoid third-wheeling, and there’s also date style in order to show that you’d like to be more serious with her.
Hey you wanna go to homecoming date style?
What’s date style?
Oh it’s date style, as opposed to friend style.
Yeah sure!
What’s date style?
Oh it’s date style, as opposed to friend style.
Yeah sure!
by baker mayfield enthusiast November 22, 2021
A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 02, 2023