how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day

National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective

by TheHimOfHims June 4, 2024

Girlfiending

When your girlfriend/fiance/wife really really really wants something ridiculous.

Yesterday I was out with my girlfriend and she was totally girlfiending for some lotion(ridiculous i know)

by themanwiththeplans March 7, 2011

girlfwiend

a girl friend who's not exactly a girlfriend. but lives a life with a boy whom she treats as his everything.

"She hasn't asked me yet, but he treats me like a girlfriend. I guess that makes her a girlfwiend."

by alecarrington23 September 11, 2021

Grillfriend

A person's grill companion with whom they have a grill with.

"they would rather go to the grill with a grillfriend"

by DictionaryOnlineFriend April 1, 2022

girlfriemd

Something I really want but can’t have

:(

Me: “I want a girlfriemd”
My first brother :“get yo lazy ass off the bed and get a job and some fuckin g monet then”
My other brother: “then go get one”

by I<3OBJECTSHOWS September 8, 2023

Gullfriend

A gull you become romantically involved with.

Lynette: I’m longing to introduce you to my gullfriend. Do you mind?
Ottilie: Not at all. In fact, today suits me.
Lynette: Fabulous. Oh! Punctual as ever—is she! That’s her “I’m-approaching-the-balcony” call.

by Love-fi December 11, 2025