Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Goober

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.

Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.

by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021

gone girl'd

Gone Girl is a movie about a man who took his wife for granted so she decides to exact revenge on her husband by faking her kidnapping and elaborately framing him for her disappearance. Gone Girl'd can be used to describe situations in which women who have been done wrong flame their partners and ex lovers.

He was a terrible boyfriend so she gone girl'd his ass by flaming him on the internet and airing out all his dirty laundry for the world to see.

by ALysistrataType August 16, 2021

goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021

goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

by AbleA October 5, 2021

Gonegorded

To be mentally list or beside one's self (usually due to intoxication from any substance) to be out of ones gord.

Whoa man, that joint got me so gonegorded.

by Thisfelleroverchear October 15, 2021