brewing the dark ale 

when you have frequent, rancid farts. A fortelling action that your ass will soon explode with dark liquid or ale.

M- "EW what is that rancid smell?"
D- "sorry dude,im brewing the dark ale"
M- "so the rickards red is almost ready?"
D- "you bet, want a glass?"

brewing the dark ale by D-block & Maddigs March 9, 2007

Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

Turned off the Dark by The Green Fire April 19, 2011

morning after dark 

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

morning after dark by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

the dark knight rises

A great slang term for a black mans next erection

As I woke up my girlfriend said i see the dark knight rises. As I had morning wood.

the dark knight rises by Rlaba December 8, 2013

Shot in the dark 

While mastrubating at night when your significant other is sleeping, you climax into their open, unsuspecting mouth.

Mike, you and Jane were doing great! Why'd you break up?

I got drunk and gave her a shot in the dark.

Was it worth it?

Totally.

Shot in the dark by HoosierDaddy007 April 17, 2014

Rainbow in the Dark 

A closet homosexual who won't admit it.

Kleiner is such a rainbow in the dark.

Rainbow in the Dark by Nate December 9, 2004

Get Dark

Term used especially in the Midlands for a situation turning nasty. This can be a person and/or situation that was carefree and as lovely as a litter of cute kitties or puppies but is now like a litter of snarling pit bulls or other snarling like animals/creatures

"You can either leave (the situation) nicely or I am going to get DARK on you"

Get Dark by Copey K August 21, 2007