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The Duck Walk

The duck walk is the traditional act of a whore ( not worthy of a towel or nut rag) whom is forced to walk bent over to the bathroom with Spooge / Nut running down the small of her back. The duck walk gives a man a humerous moment of triumph while watching such a degrading walk of shame. The duck walk was established in the 1800's by a brother of Phi Delta Theta at the Auburn University Chapter; and has spread from east to west coast due to its popularity. 2019
"Hey Billy you should of seen the look on that dirty whore's face when I made her do the duck walk."

"That nasty bitch was not worthy of my towel so I pointed towards the bathroom and stated: Do the duck walk you skank bitch; and thanks for the meaningful one-night stand.
by Fancy Ladd May 24, 2006
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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
by cdb1 December 12, 2021
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duck that meal

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.
Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.
by jadedAngel77 February 5, 2008
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Greasing the Duck

We were here late at work greasing the duck
by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010
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dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.
That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!
by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015
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Duck Life

Being laid back, not letting things upset you when they should.

When life craps on you and you take it with a smile and just keep chilling.

Can also be used as "Duck Like" or "Like a Duck"
Living the duck life not letting life get me down.

You gotta be duck like with that shit!

You know me living like a duck
by Frostynozzle December 31, 2016
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Duck Charge

When the battery of an electronic device is reaching the end of it's usable life; -ing: Leaving an electronic device plugged in for so long that the battery stops working.

Originating from the "Technologically Impaired Duck" meme, when people who don't understand how batteries work think that the longer and more frequently you charge something, the better it will work.
Theresa left her Kindle plugged in for a week and was surprised when it didn't work when she tried to turn it back on. She duck charged that shit.
by Magenta13 September 1, 2013
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