Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami August 26, 2008

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

Clam tam

Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out

Whilst finger banging

I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend

by Team MMT October 08, 2024

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together

Alternative.
Rotten Clam Yard meaning a group of ratchet hoes

Medical term used by young professionals to describe the great chlamydia outbreak on the Jersey shore during the summer of 2012

Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs

by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022

Clam Slam

The male alternative to the female version of getting "Dicked Down"

Bro, I got clam slammed so hard by that cute cosplayer at TwitchCon 2022

by fluffiezombie April 28, 2022